Colorado State Senator Brandon Shaffer was kind enough to fill us in on events around the area reminding us why we should not retain any of his pals in their current elected positions. Mr. Shaffer, in is eloquent, yet meat-headed, way of speaking reminds us that “We are in the throws of the campaign season“. Yes, blankets for all – that’s what a “throw” is. Maybe he meant “throes“. (Is it just me, or does Mr. Shaffer speak, quite similarly to Michael Bennett, like they’ve taken a 2×4 to the side of the head? Watch the Bennett commercials closely, they’re on constantly, see what I mean – just an observation)
Saturday, October 16, Congresswoman Betsy Markey is hosting an afternoon reception with at the home of John and Kim Vorhees, ; starts at 11:30 am; honorary hosts are Sen. , Congressman , and former Sen. Gary Hart. Tickets are $250 per person. RSVP to Nick at , or . Yes, this should give so-called Blue Dog, aka Pelosi Lap Dog, Markey much needed “moderate” and “independent” street cred. The bloated Goracle comes to Boulder!
Monday, October 18, Please join President Bill Clinton and Senator Michael Bennet for an Early Vote Rally at the Evie Garrett Dennis Campus located on the corner of Green Valley Ranch Blvd. and Tower Rd., in NE Denver. Get your Free tickets by visiting www.bennetforcolorado.com/clinton, or call . The event starts at 8:15 pm. Hey, the former pervert-in-chief is dusted off in lieu of El Presidente.
Tuesday, October 19, Democratic Senate Campaign Fund fundraiser with Senator Mark Udall, Congressman Ed Perlmutter and others. Tickets are $50. Fun starts at 5:00 pm at The Stampede Western Dance Hall, . RSVP to . Did those Norman Hsu contributions dry up? Thought we forgot about that one, didn’t you?
Tuesday, October 19, University of Denver Tax Measures Debate with Aaron Harbor concerning Amendments 60 & 61 and Proposition 101; Proponents are Natlalie Menten and Debbie Schum; Opponents are Colorado Senate President Brandon Shaffer and former Colorado Senate Minority Leader ; Doors open at 6:30 pm at the June Swaner Gates Concert Hall in the Newman Center, University of Denver, . Seating is Free.
Thursday October 21, Blueflower Fund fundraiser hosted by Congressman Polis at the home of Diane Rosenthal & Dan Friedlander ; 6:00 to 7:30 pm.
Friday October 22, Cary Kennedy fundraiser hosted by Senator Mark Udall & others at Alice & Pete Madden’s home ; 5:30 to 7:00 pm.
Sunday October 24, Senator Michael Bennet will be in Longmont for a fundraiser hosted by Colorado Senate President Brandon Shaffer and others at the home of Wally Grant, ; 3:30 to 5:30 pm. Please RSVP to . Meat-heads Unite!